News to amuse


It’s Wednesday and the Aegis is here with yet another front page full of headlines to shock and awe readers. These two-column masterpieces are almost worth the price of admission:

‘Baggy’ is out: Dress code gets ‘crotch’
This one would have won my “poor taste” award for the day, but it’s going to be a tie this round with this other front page headline:

Gas is giving gas to all who motor
What were they thinking?

This murky moniker sits atop a story aimed at informing us we won’t be getting any property tax relief:

A constant will yield more taxes

As a former newspaper woman I know writing headlines is hard — really hard. But somebody please help these folks!
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